prefermyeyesloww:

tapdancers:

Do kids still do lemonade stands these days or do they go straight to dealing

loll

(Source: xbox420)

bleachdalilah:

thtwhitegurrl:

slutdust:

I bought my friend an elephant for their room.

They said “Thank you.”

I said “Don’t mention it.”

Is there a joke here that 15 thousand people get but I don’t?

PLEASE EXPLAIN

(via shadesof-elle)

penguintim:

"America is a land of freedom!!11!!"

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(via ohsosilly-ashlee)

"Do you ever just crave someone’s presence? like you would literally be happy just sitting next to them & it could be completely silent."

Unknown  (via labrith)

(Source: violethaze9, via ohsosilly-ashlee)

"Don’t mistake my kindness for weakness. I’ll choke you with the same hand I fed you with."

Anonymous (via soulsscrawl)

(Source: levi-has-the-booty, via nothing-toholdonto)